May 2013
hungrylikethewolfie:
barackobama:
guitarandmountaindew:
stay-bene-amici:
all my OTPs sittin’ in a tree
HO-MO-SEXU-ALITY
first comes love
then comes marriage
thanks obama
you’re welcome.
You’re a senior at a tech school. How the hell do you not know how to type.
I feel how I did every day the summer before...
It’s not a good feeling.
Watchgingeroverlord:
clavid:
this is so touching
crying
April 2013
Anonymous asked: I think you're a neat person and be really cool to talk to, plus you have awesome taste in music.
bastardlybrendan:
3000—21:
oswinses:
enjorlaas:
skuboglesby:
bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual
#you’re not bilingual #you’re confused #stop being greedy
#it’s just a phase #you’ll meet a nice language and settle down
#the bible says adam and eve #not hebrew and cantonese
March 2013
light-cream-cheese:
livin-la-vida-dada:
I dressed up yesterday like this
but I kept getting comments on how I looked exactly like Nicki Minaj in this picture all night
I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HE-MAN!!
Everyone disregarded that and called me Nicki for the entire night.
I tried.
damnsexydirkstrider:
lolinepeta:
lolinepeta:
one time i was going to feed my dog a fruit and i picked up an orange but i was 4 am so i just threw the orange at his face and somehow that orange disappeared i swear to god he ate that whole orange with one bite and i dont know how
i was 4 am
tumblr user lolinepeta planned to feed his pet dog so hard, he became a measurement of time.
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